Lura and her husband were on summer vacation in the mountains of Russia. One day, Lura decided to do some nude sunbathing on her balcony, but fell asleep and got a bad sunburn on her butt. The next day they were scheduled to go on a horseback tour of the mountains. The couple discussed whether they should go or come up with an fake excuse so they would get their money back from the tour operator. They asked the hotel doctor, who took a look at her sunburn, and said “Tour all Ural, Lura? Too raw, Lura. Lie”
A thorobred owner was having trouble with birds making a home in his horse’s mane. The vet told him to sprinkle yeast on the horse to fix the problem. Sure enough, the birds stayed away. Which only goes to show that yeast is yeast and nest is nest, and never the mane shall tweet.