Mick Jagger walks into the gymnasium at the Playboy mansion, and sees Hefner pinning Dennis Weaver on the wrestling mat. He yells “Hey, Hugh! Get off of McCloud”
An angel decides to sneak out of Heaven one night - he heard there was a wild party back on Earth at the nightclub owned by famous Mafioso Sam “The Glam” Genovese. The next morning he tries to sneak back in to angel choir practice, but the archangel notices he’s missing his harp. The angel sheepishly replies “I left my harp in Sam Clam’s disco”
The number one rock song amongst Scottish farmers is “Hey, McCloud!!! Get off of my ewe!”