It defies logic to think that everything in the world was spontaneously created when some primordial mush and organisms came together to form everything. Quite possibly the end of logic began when people bought this evolution crap.
“Out of all the ridiculous religion stories — which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous — the silliest one I’ve ever heard is, ‘Yeah, there’s this big, giant universe and it’s expanding and it’s all going to collapse on itself and we’re all just here, just because… That to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever.” - Trey Parker