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Knock It Off Dummy: Michelle Obama Is Not 257 Pounds!
HipHollywood ^
| 8/31/2016
| Eric D Berry
Posted on 08/31/2016 11:24:10 AM PDT by simpson96
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To: simpson96
BWAAHHAAAHAAA!
Thanks for the best laugh in a long time!
To: simpson96
They cut and pasted her face on the body of a 1940s black housemaid .
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posted on
08/31/2016 12:22:45 PM PDT
by
uncitizen
(Americanism NOT Globalism! - Trump)
To: TexasFreeper2009
Reminds me of the "Yo mama so fat" jokes.
Michelle Obama so fat...
...when she takes a selfie, she uses Google Earth.
...I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
...even Dora can't explore her!
...she went to KFC and the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" she said, "The one on the roof."
To: bgill
All part of the plan to get people talking about something other than Hitlery’s treason and corruption.
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posted on
08/31/2016 12:29:18 PM PDT
by
Bigg Red
(Go away, Satan! -- Fr.Jacques Hamel (R.I.P., martyr))
To: simpson96
I’d like to introduce that woman to a long-lost piece of underwear called a “slip.” (Also, a moving van.)
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posted on
08/31/2016 12:30:33 PM PDT
by
TXBlair
(We will not forget Benghazi.)
To: Mr. K
No, it's not. It's photoshopped.
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posted on
08/31/2016 12:31:12 PM PDT
by
Mrs. Don-o
(When truth is outlawed, only outlaws will have the truth.)
To: Noumenon
To: simpson96
Call her Mobama. Mobama so fat when she walk by the bathroom the toilet flush.... Perfect!
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posted on
08/31/2016 12:45:21 PM PDT
by
ichabod1
(Make America Normal Again)
To: bgill
This is the only photo I've seen of Mrs Obama this month. She definitely put on pounds on her upper arm area like most women who go off diet/exercise on vacation, no big deal.
More relevant is she has covered her shoulders again. My opinion has been that she could easily replace HRC if the latter drops out. Mrs. O has been softening her image since January. She went as far as saying something pleasant about our United States, which shocked me, not this NE cover—funny, but the Enquirer is going to focus attention on how well MO looks!
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posted on
08/31/2016 12:46:11 PM PDT
by
The Westerner
(Ayn Rand said there is hope for America as long as Speech is Free)
To: simpson96
She’s so heavy that infants are drawn into her orbit.
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posted on
08/31/2016 12:46:47 PM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you really want to irritate someone, point out something obvious they are trying hard to ignore.)
To: AppyPappy
Or perhaps....they could not escape her gravitational pull.
;)
To: AppyPappy
Hey, yeewww look like a baby. I’m gonna eat yeeww!
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posted on
08/31/2016 12:55:15 PM PDT
by
ichabod1
(Make America Normal Again)
To: simpson96
One word and it starts with a “U.”
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posted on
08/31/2016 1:07:17 PM PDT
by
Fungi
(So you really think Hildabeast will be a better president than Trump? Think again.)
To: simpson96
Did Enquirer photoshop that lump in the crotch?
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posted on
08/31/2016 1:10:17 PM PDT
by
arthurus
To: arthurus
I didn't know Fat Albert had a sister.
"Hey, hey, heyyyy!..."
To: The Westerner
The black and white dress is her returning from Martha's Vineyard. The blue dress is her going to Martha's Vineyard. Both dresses are down right ugly. Odd how we never saw her or the girls there... if they were there.
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posted on
08/31/2016 1:22:15 PM PDT
by
bgill
(From the CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
To: simpson96
Here's the Wookie on her recent visit to Spain.
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posted on
08/31/2016 1:43:37 PM PDT
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: simpson96
The article actually has a misprint, I do believe. . Last sentence reads “She does appear to be 257-pounds in this video either.”
I think the author forgot a “not.”
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posted on
08/31/2016 1:50:53 PM PDT
by
HotKat
(Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason. Mark Twain)
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