A colostomy bag is one thing. No one is happy having to wear one. Making fun of a colostomy bag is beyond the pale.
“beyond the pale”
And so it was that later
As the miller told his tale
That her face, at first just ghostly,
Turned a whiter shade of pale
She said, ‘There is no reason
And the truth is plain to see.’
But I wandered through my playing cards
And would not let her be
Nothing about the Beast is beyond the pale.
Denying that you are wearing one and claiming prefect health is far worse.