Old joke...This guy robs a bank, is caught and goes to prison, but they never find the money. One day he gets a letter from his wife telling him that things are very hard and they barley have money for food. She says she is going to dig up the back yard and plant vegetables.
He writes he back and tells her “whatever you do don’t dig up the back yard”.
A few days later he get another letter from her, “The strangest thing happened yesterday. About 20 cops showed up and spent the whole day digging up the entire back yard, but they didn’t find anything.”
He writes her back, “OK, now plant your vegetables.”
Heh. New to me.