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To: Fester Chugabrew

Just a couple of years ago, researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird’s beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

The scientific conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say “Cah”, none could say “Truck.”


35 posted on 09/09/2016 5:28:58 AM PDT by rlmorel (Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
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To: rlmorel

LOL


36 posted on 09/09/2016 5:31:13 AM PDT by Covenantor (Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
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To: rlmorel

“The scientific conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say “Cah”, none could say “Truck.””

ouch!


40 posted on 09/09/2016 5:35:50 AM PDT by Clay Moore (JRandomFreeper, SWAMPSNIPER RIP)
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To: rlmorel
Can anyone say Sully?


41 posted on 09/09/2016 5:36:34 AM PDT by Daffynition (*If you're not gonna tell the truth, then why start talking?*~ Gene Wilder)
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To: rlmorel

I recall one occasion at a fast food place, I noticed that there was scattering of food trash in the parking lot. This bonanza had attracted a number of crows and seagulls.

What was interesting was that the crows kept to themselves, as did the seagulls.

Even birds are racist.


47 posted on 09/09/2016 6:07:29 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Hillary: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 2 billion dollars.)
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To: rlmorel
The scientific conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say “Cah”, none could say “Truck.

Great one!

8^)

51 posted on 09/09/2016 8:57:57 AM PDT by JimRed (Is it 1776 yet? TERM LIMITS, now and forever! Build the Wall, NOW!)
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