[BenLurkin]

No, this is all wrong.

You’re supposed to grab their arms and drag them into your van for a trip to somebody’s lavish digs.

[alexander_busek]

No, this is all wrong. You’re supposed to grab their arms and drag them into your van for a trip to somebody’s lavish digs.

No, no, no!

Prop up against a concrete bollard. UNDER NO CONDITIONS sit down with head lowered between knees. And for Heaven's sake, don't lie down and elevate the legs.

Regards,

[T-Bone Texan]

A haiku:

Upon stroking out
Normal response is to say
"Chelsea's wet bar, stat!"

[RckyRaCoCo]

No, step aside until the house falls on the victim, and their feet curl up.

Then give them an ice-bucket challenge, wait for the smoke to clear, grab the broomstick..."make like a tree, and get outta there!"