This just in...
Hillary Rodham Clinton is not dead yet.
She wasn't dead when she avoided the press for most of the year.
She wasn't dead on Sunday at the 9/11 memorial.
She wasn't dead when they dragged her into the van.
And she is hoping not to be dead for the upcoming debates.
Well, THAT is refreshing news. I have been almost certain that a body double has been making all the appearances, and the strong likelihood it was David Spade in drag.
The last thing we want is a decomposing corpse being sworn in on January 20th, 2017.