To: BBell
Reminds me of an old Polish joke ...
Polish counterfeiter: "Can you give me change for an $18 bill?"
Polish "victim": "Sure -- would you like three 6's or two 9's?"
3 posted on
09/25/2016 1:02:39 PM PDT by
Alberta's Child
("Sometimes I feel like I've been tied to the whipping post.")
To: Alberta's Child
"Sure -- would you like three 6's or two 9's?"
My Dad used to tell that joke - except it was not so bright gangsters trying to scam hillbillies. He's been gone for nine years, thank you.
6 posted on
09/25/2016 1:10:00 PM PDT by
dainbramaged
(Get out of my country now)
To: Alberta's Child
7 posted on
09/25/2016 1:13:15 PM PDT by
dp0622
(The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
To: Alberta's Child
They stole that one for "Hee Haw", too:
Archie Campbell: "Say rube, you got change for this $15.00 bill?"
Junior Samples: "Yep. A nine and two threes." :)
28 posted on
09/25/2016 2:46:21 PM PDT by
Mr. Jeeves
([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
To: Alberta's Child
I remember the cute cashier. I asked her “Do you have 2 nipples for a dime?”
36 posted on
09/25/2016 4:29:10 PM PDT by
bankwalker
(Does a fish know that it's wet?)
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