[Teotwawki]

Full title: The ultimate off-roader? Chevy unveils silent Colorado ZH2 stealth military pickup that carries its own power plant

[Rebelbase]

I’d like to have one of those to crush Priuses in parking lots. Tell the owners, “it’s OK, it’s an electric.”

[Wilhelm Tell]

“...the truck will also be used to evaluate stealth operations for near-silent surveillance.”

I take it Diesel won’t be an option then.

[Noumenon]

I like. Where’s the Ma Deuce?

[EagleUSA]

Army testing, eh? One good hit in the hydrogen tank, and....

And don’t forget the poor bastard driving the hydrogen truck in a war zone.....

[Bon mots]

If it’s electric, why that big hump on the hood as well as air intake grille?

Looks like it would have an LS-9 under there...

[umgud]

To each his own, but for my liking, I was really saddened when I saw the body style of the new Colorado. This doesn’t hide it very well, so I won’t ooh and aah.

[PLMerite]

Reminds me of a bug. Insect, not VW.

[Wilhelm Tell]

It does not look like it is shaped to deflect at least some of the force from a nearby explosion.

[Talisker]

What nonsense.

[TigersEye]

It’s perfect for tearing up the wilderness in an environmentally responsible way!

[wally_bert]

I'd rather go back to the old Blazer.

[4yearlurker]

Looks like the vehicle for a zombie apocalypse.

[GreyFriar]

The article states: “And, it has red tow hooks for ‘aggressive pulling’.”

Which makes me wonder, if it had Olive Drab tow hooks, it could not accomplish “aggressive pulling?”

[RandallFlagg]

Meh.

I'll take the Hog.

[McGarrett]

I don’t care how care how quiet the engine might be, any truck with big tires and aggressive tread is going to produce a great deal of tire noise. You wouldn’t be sneaking up on anybody.