change the name to “New, artisan Big Mac” and there will be a stampede of millennials to McD’s doors!
And put a bird on it, for pete’s sake.
Portlandia, ping!
You're right about that. Millennials think they're so above it all yet fall for every "artisan" joke out there.
I like Big Macs and Chicken Nuggets but there's not a McD's out here. Whenever I have a Mac attack, I settle for a homemade Big Mac salad. Really tastes like a Big Mac without the sesame seed bun. It doesn't sound like much but it's good. Used to brown bag it to work.
Big Mac Salad recipe: A broken up browned hamburger patty nuked, lay a torn piece of American cheese on top, a spoonful of rehydrated dehydrated onion bits (a must), add lettuce, chopped pickle (or sweet relish) and thousand island dressing. I make homemade dressing thousand island since it's hard to find in our only store.