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Got robbed. LOL
10/12/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 10/12/2016 8:46:42 PM PDT by Lazamataz

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To: B4Ranch
I’m not surprised that you didn’t have any fear.

I was. I always assumed I'm a big p***y. Who knew?

101 posted on 10/12/2016 10:00:12 PM PDT by Lazamataz (MSM ignoring Hillary's health until forced, shows us they are the MPM: Ministry of Propaganda Media)
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To: B4Ranch
When you start leaving a trail of corpses behind the police generally are not very friendly.

Also, there is this: I probably would have had to miss work tomorrow, and I simply cannot have that. I have a big deliverable tomorrow. ;)

102 posted on 10/12/2016 10:01:57 PM PDT by Lazamataz (MSM ignoring Hillary's health until forced, shows us they are the MPM: Ministry of Propaganda Media)
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To: Vendome

Appreciate ya. :)


103 posted on 10/12/2016 10:03:40 PM PDT by Lazamataz (MSM ignoring Hillary's health until forced, shows us they are the MPM: Ministry of Propaganda Media)
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To: Lazamataz

Sleep well. So glad you are okay!


104 posted on 10/12/2016 10:04:49 PM PDT by Freedom'sWorthIt
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To: The Toll; Southack

Ping to a few pals.


105 posted on 10/12/2016 10:05:15 PM PDT by Lazamataz (MSM ignoring Hillary's health until forced, shows us they are the MPM: Ministry of Propaganda Media)
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To: The Toll

Yeah, you want me on your fire team. :)


106 posted on 10/12/2016 10:05:40 PM PDT by Lazamataz (MSM ignoring Hillary's health until forced, shows us they are the MPM: Ministry of Propaganda Media)
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To: Freedom'sWorthIt

:) I keep sayin I’m gonna sleep but this thread is too fun. :)


107 posted on 10/12/2016 10:06:30 PM PDT by Lazamataz (MSM ignoring Hillary's health until forced, shows us they are the MPM: Ministry of Propaganda Media)
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To: Lazamataz
My wife, 2 kids, and I were hunting arrowheads and we got on a piece of land we shouldn't have been on. on driving out we were confronted by an old Negro who said I should stop and we should talk. I was late getting back to town so I declined and out came a Webley 38 and he said, "I said stay and talk, now I want you to stay and talk."

The situation as I learned: He was the only Negro who owned acreage in an area of 40s era white neighbors and attitudes in the far rural south. A white man on his property could only be there to do him harm. I exited the car immediately and started talking. My wife said later that I sounded just like the man (He said his name was Elmo Yates). While I was explaining our mission his wife came out of the camper trailer that served as their home. She looked like and proved to be a Creek Indian. As we talked he would lower the gun and then he would get excited again and the gun would come up. She quietly told him that I sounded friendly and sure it was I didn't mean no harm. Eventually he decided I was okay and insisted on writing an agreement, or, rather getting me to write it -the fellow was quite illiterate- wherein I apologized for trespassing on his land and he apologized for discomfiting me. Then we signed it- he signed EY- and he told the woman to go get the pork. They presented me with about 3 pounds of freshly smoked pork and we were on our way. I supposed I was scared, I didn't feel scared, just did what I needed to do to defuse the situation. Wife and one daughter were pretty trembly about it. Other daughter was fascinated. A month later I brought some red snapper ashore from a fishing boat as part of my share and put a fileted out 6 pound fish in an ice chest and took it up to Mr. Yates and his wife. He was appreciative and we had a beer before I went back. Eleven years later I read in the papers that one Elmore Yates had been arrested in another county for shooting a man in a bar. The description made it clear that he was the Elmo I knew.

I never had an accent of my own and my accent almost instantly becomes the accent of whomever I am talking with. It causes trouble sometimes as people who don't know me think I am mocking them. Sometimes it can get me out of a serious hole.

108 posted on 10/12/2016 10:08:55 PM PDT by arthurus (Hillary's campaign is getting shaky)
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To: arthurus

You, also, have an ‘absence of fear’. Never mistake that for bravery, but it is a good quality to have.

I am delighted to learn I have it.


109 posted on 10/12/2016 10:12:23 PM PDT by Lazamataz (MSM ignoring Hillary's health until forced, shows us they are the MPM: Ministry of Propaganda Media)
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To: Lazamataz
Nothing Left to Lose

Is it the ultimate freedom?

110 posted on 10/12/2016 10:13:43 PM PDT by Daffynition (*Donald Trump represents the WILL of the PEOPLE.*~ Don King 09.24.16)
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To: Lazamataz

Geez Laz, I am glad to hear everything worked out and you are safe. It sucks to be robbed but at least you made it out alive and learned something about yourself. Stay safe.


111 posted on 10/12/2016 10:15:33 PM PDT by shoff (Vote Democratic it beats thinking!)
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To: Daffynition

Freedom’s just another word for Nothing Left to Lose - Kris Kristofferson.


112 posted on 10/12/2016 10:16:19 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Lazamataz

So long as you’re OK, that’s the main thing. The other stuff can be replaced. I hope your perp steps in front of a bus, to rid the world of another loser.


113 posted on 10/12/2016 10:16:19 PM PDT by EinNYC
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To: Lazamataz

Been there man years ago—lessen learned.

I give the Amish a wide berth at all times—and stick to wide streets with lots of open space—and of course visit their farms only when absolutely necessary.

Even when you are paranoid does not mean they are not out to get you. :-)


114 posted on 10/12/2016 10:19:42 PM PDT by cgbg
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To: Lazamataz

Horrible thing, but I bet you feel more *alive*.


115 posted on 10/12/2016 10:23:00 PM PDT by txhurl (Chode: a word about taglines)
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To: Lazamataz
Yes. But stupid amateur gunguy snarls at me through his grill and flashes his pistol WITHOUT POINTING IT, almost holding it out to me. At that moment, if was armed, I would roll into him hard and bring mine to bear. I think I coulda pulled it off.

Maybe. And then again, maybe not. Amateur doesn't have to be 'good', just lucky.

Like yourself, I have no real fear of dying anymore, but on the flip side, I'm in no rush to check out, either...

the infowarrior

116 posted on 10/12/2016 10:28:24 PM PDT by infowarrior
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To: Lazamataz

Years ago there was a guy who shot a robber four times with a 357.

He got into trouble though.
He reloaded and put six more rounds into the shootee.
Seems the law thought that was a bit excessive.

You gotta resist your normal Laz urges and stop after one magazine.


117 posted on 10/12/2016 10:29:28 PM PDT by Rockpile (GOP legislators-----caviar eating surrender monkeys.)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m pretty sure I used up all my luck as a child. I don’t take any chances anymore. LOL


118 posted on 10/12/2016 10:30:52 PM PDT by RC one (The 2nd Amendment is a doomsday provision, one designed for those exceptionally rare circumstances)
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To: Lazamataz

So...you didn’t hit them?


119 posted on 10/12/2016 10:31:20 PM PDT by mlo
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To: Lazamataz
Wow, sorry this happened to you, Laz. Glad you're OK!

Did this happen in Atlanta? (Very much a crime-ridden city, last I heard)

120 posted on 10/12/2016 10:32:24 PM PDT by nutmeg (I am a proud Deplorable)
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