Perhaps the best solution is to give everyone a randomly generated number as the chief identifier. For convenience, we could tattoo the number on their arm. I think that this would be a wonderful Final Solution to the naming problem that Progressives feel is so important. Granted, it might take a little work, but as someone once said: “Work Makes you Free”, although that phrase sounds better in the original German.
Yes, that works! Still, though, there is the horrible problem of names of sports teams. After that we have the names of towns. So hard to live in the most prosperous time in history in one of the richest and best countries; so hard. The left is working on fixing that too!