[punchamullah]

I read, a long time ago, that if you did not poop for several weeks, your bunghole would fuse shut. Prolly not true though .....

[PLMerite]

“I read, a long time ago, that if you did not poop for several weeks, your bunghole would fuse shut. Prolly not true though .....”

That’s what farts are for, to “keep the road open.”

[Albion Wilde]

Is that like when your earholes fuse shut when you don’t wear your earrings for a few weeks?