[Talisker]

Personally, I believe pizza was eaten in the Garden of Eden, and I also believe it was a plain cheese pizza.

That said, I haven’t tasted a PROPER “plain” cheese pizza in a long, long, looooong time.

You know it’s proper when you have to stop chewing in the middle of the first bite because its so good you involuntarily close your eyes and groan with pleasure. And after that, the thought of any further “toppings” never enters your mind.

It’s the perfect food.

[nopardons]

I'm not so sure about your first sentence, but the rest of it is spot on, except that you left out the olive oil running down your chin and/or arm. :-)

I had three such slices a few days ago. Yes, that's a LOT of pizza, but it was HEAVEN!