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Why the world’s worst Halloween candy — Kerr’s Molasses Kisses — continues its reign of terror
National Post ^ | Oct. 26, 2016 | Tristin Hopper

Posted on 10/26/2016 8:03:07 PM PDT by rickmichaels

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To: atomic conspiracy

You may be correct. My brother and I have been giving each other the same fruitcake for Christmas for the past 27 years.

That reminds me, I still need to open the gift from last year. He encased it in wood and duct tape and said something about an old chain saw chain being part of the wrapping.

I need to think about how I’m going to wrap it this year.


61 posted on 10/27/2016 5:29:42 AM PDT by cyclotic
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To: rickmichaels

Thanks for this comprehensive list of candy to hand out this year...hopefully, it will keep the neighborhood %&*$#!@’s off my porch next year and for years to come. Maybe I should stock up for those annoying ‘trunk or treat’ parties I see popping up at “churches” all across the south.


62 posted on 10/27/2016 5:52:15 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.com)
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To: rickmichaels

Perhaps we should start handing this junk out to ‘journalists’ at Trump rallies...give them something to really bitch about...


63 posted on 10/27/2016 5:54:10 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.com)
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To: who knows what evil?

I miss Bit-o-Honey.... those were another filling-remover....


64 posted on 10/27/2016 6:01:27 AM PDT by Tuxedo (The few, the proud, the deplorable...)
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To: beelzepug

Charlestown Chew and Bonamo’s Turkish Taffy were nuclear filling killers.


65 posted on 10/27/2016 6:06:16 AM PDT by Covenantor (Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
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To: Tuxedo
I miss Bit-o-Honey.... those were another filling-remover....

These folks most if not all the candy you had when you were a kid...(click on the image)


66 posted on 10/27/2016 6:07:59 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. - Mark Twain)
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To: Nothingburger

Actually, I’m not a big fan of most fruitcake, but I do like my mom’s fruitcake. I will have to try some GA Claxton and TX Corsicana for comparison one of these days.


67 posted on 10/27/2016 6:19:33 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: LostInBayport

Even my 5 year old knows that Twizzlers suck.

I’ve tried to trick her several times, but no luck.


68 posted on 10/27/2016 6:28:04 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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To: Covenantor

Not familiar with Bonamo’s but Charlestown Chew would pull a garbage truck out of a ditch!


69 posted on 10/27/2016 10:47:48 AM PDT by beelzepug (For English press #1; for Spanish, learn English and press #1)
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To: beelzepug
Bonomo's Turkish Taffy is a thick sweet semi-hard taffy at room temperature.

At room temperature it is like sugar epoxy clamped to your teeth. Bonomo's started advertising that by freezing the Taffy you could smack it down on a surface and it would shatter like glass. That was the only way you could get small bite size (hah!) bits, kind of like hard candy at that point. Heat softened in the sun for a bit and you could pull it almost like the softer salt water taffy.

Think Charlestown Chews x 10 or a 100 depending on temps.

One time, and one time only, I left less than a half bar in my pants pocket before throwing them in the washer. Pocket came out fused shut. One of those events you desperately hide from mom.

Great stuff when you're 10 and paying for them by collecting soda bottles. Lasted for a couple of days.

70 posted on 10/27/2016 11:23:21 AM PDT by Covenantor (Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
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To: cyclotic

I’ll give you my perspective from Canadian Halloweens from days of yore. These molasses pieces were indeed a lower grade of candy but they were also highly variable in hardness. There were some that were quite soft and those weren’t bad. They would almost melt in your mouth. Now the harder ones were indeed quite a workout to consume. Chewing them could be a chore and they could indeed get stuck in your teeth and if that happened the treat level dropped down quite a bit. If you got too many of them you often threw them away.


71 posted on 10/27/2016 12:01:00 PM PDT by xp38
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To: Salamander

Best line ever.......”They taste like Barbie dolls smell.” It has to be true, maybe they even taste like Barbie’s. Touche’!!!!!


72 posted on 10/27/2016 12:48:53 PM PDT by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: leaning conservative

To the grammar police I did NOT add that apostrophe to the last Barbie


73 posted on 10/27/2016 12:51:29 PM PDT by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: leaning conservative

Another FReeper has been using that quote in his tagline, since I first said it, *forever* ago.

:D


74 posted on 10/27/2016 12:52:00 PM PDT by Salamander (More deplorable than deplorable...)
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To: thescourged1

I hate black licorace,but strangely find the good n plenties yummy. The Good & Fruities totally rock!


75 posted on 10/27/2016 12:58:00 PM PDT by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: thescourged1

I hate black licorace,but strangely find the good n plenties yummy. The Good & Fruities totally rock!


76 posted on 10/27/2016 12:58:01 PM PDT by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!)
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