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I visited "Parrot Jungle" in Miami once. As I was walking around the open petting zoo I saw lots of beautiful and exotic birds. I noticed something strange. The very handsome birds seemed to be "arrogant" if you can ascribe that attitude to a bird.

But one of the birds was absolutely the homliest animal I had ever seen. It was like a giant feces with wings. I offered him a pellet of food anyway. He was the kindest, most gentle animal I think I have ever met. I ended up giving him all the pellets I had and petted him quite a bit. Had he been for sale, I would have bought him.