Suggestions for a Trump Cabinet

11/9/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

Properly formatted:

This is what I want to see in a Trump cabinet (and other assignments):

Energy: Sarah Palin.
Defense: Bob Dornan.
DHS: Dick Cheney.
Interior: Matt Drudge.
Immigration: Sheriff Joe Arpaio
Attorney General: Rudy Giuliani
Secretary of State: Newt Gingrich.
Transportation: Chris Christie.
White House Spokesman: Rush Limbaugh.
BATF: Ted Nugent.

[Commander X]

For DHS- not Dick Cheney but Chuck Norris!!!

[jneesy]

rudy says he doesn’t want ag

[EQAndyBuzz]

“Transportation: Chris Christie.”

That’s a wet keyboard.

[Partisan Hack]

Unfortunately, Bob Dornan is dead.

[Lazamataz]

Oh crap. Yes, I amend.

DHS: Chuck Norris.

[jneesy]

ag will be chris christie or sessions

[Newbomb Turk]

Not Chris Christy for anything. He’s too connected to the Bushes.

[generally]

I’d like to see a few non-politicians in the Trump administration.

I’d also like to see a place for those who stood by their pledge to support the nominee. Ben Carson in particular comes to mind, conveniently not a professional politician.

[Lazamataz]

Baio can have Labor.

Maybe he can break up Hollywood’s monopoly.

[Commander X]

Excellent-Thanks!

[jazusamo]

Bump

But Sheriff Clarke for DHS.

[Lazamataz]

Ben Carson for HHS.

[Pence_Dispenser]

Sarah Palin: Press Secretary
Harry Reid: Grounds Keeper. get those gophers !!

[LostInBayport]

Press Secretary: Ann Coulter

[generally]

Also, watching Christie last night he looked like the fat kid trying to hang out with the cool kids. Obsequious. His entire demeanor looked suck-up-ish.

[Helicondelta]

Wow, I’m willing to bet that none of those people will be in the cabinet.

[KC_Lion]

Energy: Sarah Palin.

YES!

Drill Baby Drill!

American Energy is the Key to so much.

We have everything we need right here, right under our feet.