[Harmless Teddy Bear]

“is not biblically qualified for office.”

Say what?

Would he care to list those "“biblical qualifications" for me?

For some reason my Bible does not include a list of qualifications to be president.

Must be one of those new finagled things.

[Verginius Rufus]

The Biblical qualifications for the Presidency are all spelled out in chapter 17 of the Gospel according to St. Mark.