‘I didn’t know she cut it off. She did it so fast and ran so fast’
Wow! So Lorena was a super fast tallywacker whacker, hey?
Somehow, if that happened to me, I think I would know...
On the morning of June 24th, 1993 I found a penis lying in a field in Manassas Virginia. I picked it up and chased a classmate of mine around the bus stop with it, we were in summer school at the time. I then threw it back into the field. I didn’t know it was going to be a very famous penis that day or I would have kept it. I’m ashamed I didn’t get to keep it.