Woman finds mummified remains of grandson in attic

http://nypost.com ^ | 12/02/2016 | Joshua Rhett Miller

[moose07]

Don’t worry , I’m resisting the urge. :)

[Chickensoup]

I don’t think the mummifying process is as stinky as rotting.

[oldasrocks]

I was in a Hoarders house once where it smelled so bad a rotten corpse would have been like an air wick.

[gundog]

A well vented roof might have kept the odor above where it would be noticed. All houses have sewer vents through the roof. You don’t smell the sewer as you walk down the street.

[Safetgiver]

Of course the unanswered question is, “what made the thump?”....I know I’ll get beat up for this buuuuut, His jeans rotted away?

[Fiddlstix]

Rim Shot

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[al baby]

“The lack of airflow and the fact that the attic wasn’t vented”

[RikaStrom]

If he was missing, did no one check the house two years ago? Wouldn’t the body have been found if they’d checked the house thoroughly?

[moose07]

Haven’t have the pleasure of meeting the desiccated variety, so I can only guess you may be right. But sometimes sure appears strange about this.

[fortes fortuna juvat]

Cook, the county’s coroner of 16 years, said his office rarely sees cases involving mummified bodies.
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No sh*t, Sherlock. Who’d a thunk it?

[fortes fortuna juvat]

I’d hang myself too if my parents named me Dyquain.
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LMAO. Prize for the funniest one-liner of the day.

[moose07]

LOL !
*Gulp*

[jackibutterfly]

"Dacus said investigators believe Rogers’ body was in the attic for most of the time that he was missing."

WTH??? Most of the time?? Where was it the other times? Geez! What a stupid comment!

[fortes fortuna juvat]

Wouldn’t there have been a odor?
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Not if he used a good deodorant.

[Boogieman]

Maybe after 2 years, the rope broke?

[Disambiguator]

Of course the unanswered question is, “what made the thump?”

"What thump?"

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

” I can vouch for the intensity of the perfume.”

Oh yeah. I once had to open an apartment after the old lady hadn’t been seen for quite awhile. Smell was intense. I didn’t even go in, just called the fuzz.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Fabreeze!

[fortes fortuna juvat]

Eventually the head and the body part company.

Thump goes the body.
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Should have been two thumps. She missed hearing his head.

[ColdOne]

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