[chris37]

Oh, I know, it's just so horrible! We're all going to BURN IN HEEEEEEIILLLLL!! Fire! Flame! Burn! Eternity!

You cared about Santa more than you cared about me, Little Johnny, so I'm going to throw you into a SEA OF FLAME UNTIL THE END OF TIIIIIMMMMEEEE, because I'm jealous, and I can't handle it!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EBENEEZER!

[Salvavida]

Yes. Very childish indeed.

I choose to point people to Christ rather than a false idol.

Incidentally, "Ebenezer" is a stone set up in 1 Samuel 7:12 as a foreshadowing of the Messiah, or "Christ," which pictures Him as a strong rock.