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To: Lucky9teen

Top ten. Merry Christmas all. Merry Christmas to me too....waiting on a prostate exam!


8 posted on 12/23/2016 5:06:46 AM PST by Typelouder
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To: Typelouder
...waiting on a prostate exam!

Many, many years ago, there was a proctology practice in Chicago that advertised a 'state-of-the-art digital prostate exam.'

I thought, 'how cool and high-tech is that!' - until I got one. It was digital, all right (if you catch my drift...)

9 posted on 12/23/2016 5:13:23 AM PST by Quality_Not_Quantity
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To: Typelouder

Top ten. Merry Christmas all. Merry Christmas to me too....waiting on a prostate exam!

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Ouch. Hope you will ENDure it.

Tell the doc you want him to use two fingers. When he says “Why”? You tell him you want a second opinion.

I went for an exam 3 months ago. When it was complete, the fellow walks out and my the doctor walks in and says those 6 words you never want to hear... “Who the hell was that guy?

On the way to a Navy physical many years ago, my Admin Officer said “Now remember, during the exam you will feel a pressure. If the doctor has one hand on your back, you’re OK. If the doctor has two hands on your back, you’re in trouble.”


19 posted on 12/23/2016 6:30:27 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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