[spintreebob]

You'd never think by looking at him that he was "Hispanic" in the American sense.

Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, Chileans and everyone in between come in all shapes and colors from extremely blonde to extremely black; from very tall to very short. Some dress very Hollywood American. Some dress very business suit American. Some dress very ethnic sub-group. But I know man non-Hispanics who try to pass for Hispanic. I've repeatedly been mistaken for Mexican (especially by Puerto Ricans because I learned my Spanish from Mexicans). How is it possible to look at a person and think that the person is, or is not, Hispanic? One must be psychic.

[PJ-Comix]

Maybe the deciding criteria is that Latinos ATE ALL THE DAMN HORSES!!!

[pierrem15]

Many years ago I spent a week camped out on the beach at South Padre Island.

When I got back to Dallas, people started coming up and speaking to me in Spanish.

When I said, "Non se habla Espanol" they looked at me with disbelief. One guy replied to me in English, "You're kidding, right?"