I remember that Elizabeth Taylor didn’t want to live in DC when her hubby was elected Senator. She knew what the people were like there, hated the atmosphere, and kept away as much as possible.
There is here, my fair city. For the two months before the inauguration, Pence lived about 4 blocks away from me. We treated him horribly and the trash who live here totally trashed up the neighborhood in protest - so much for our professional pretensions. His motorcade drove by me once and I gave him a big thumbs up, but most of us are narrow minded biggots who are happy to tell the state of Indiana to crawl back into fly-over country and keep its denizens home.
Melania is right not to like us. We don't like ourselves. We are trashy mean spiteful bigots. The freak show marching around yesterday was just what we wanted to see. Much better that than the Trumps.
P.S. Keep sending your tax money so that we can live in the manner to which we aspire while telling you how to live your own lives.