[Scrambler Bob]

In Space, we have no beer,
That’s why we drink it here.
...

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

and when we’re gone from here,
our friends will be drinking all our beer!

[OrioleFan]

A priest was driving to New York and got pulled over in Connecticut for speeding. The trooper smelled the booze and saw an empty wine bottle on the floorboard. He asked, “Father, have you been drinking?” The priest said, “Just water.” The trooper asked, “What’s that?” pointing to the bottle in the floorboard. The priest said, “Good Lord! He did it again!”