TOP TEN LIST TO INCREASE SALES AT MCDONALDS
1. Decrease age for senior coffees to 40
2. Have petting zoo at each location
3. Butcher the cattle and chickens from the petting zoo on the premises in full view of the customers.
4. Make sure animals are slaughtered by rabbi to make them Kosher.
5. Increase sales in Muslim countries by offering “Ayatolah Cola.”
6. Have the help wear kilts. (no underwear)
7. Renovate the drive thru whereby ordering is the same, but for pick up, ELECTRIC CARS can have option of driving into the directly and pick up order from the counter. (This might result in some bit time endorsement and investment money from Elon Musk.
8. Offer Adult version of McDonald’s Meal in a box. (Use your imagination.)
9. Where recreational marijuana is legal, offer Marijuana Veggie Burgers.
10. REduce number of workers per shift in store from 200 to 20.