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Portland to Put Homeless People in Homeowners’ Backyards ( re-run but the comments are funnier)
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| 3-20-17
| Cristina Laila
Posted on 03/20/2017 7:05:02 PM PDT by dynachrome
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Best laughs I have had all day.
"DeplorableKaren ✓ᵀᴿᵁᴹᴾ AgtOso 5 hours ago Yes, you can choose between a drug addict, a psycho or an alcoholic.
Indiana Mike DeplorableKaren ✓ᵀᴿᵁᴹᴾ 5 hours ago You may hit the Jackpot and get one that is all 3 in 1. 5 ReplyShare Avatar Jay Patriot AgtOso 5 hours ago Lots of bleeding heart techies in Portland so I imagine that they will create a website like match.com or eharmony whereby homeowners and hobos can find their perfect fit. Maybe HoboHarmony.com or MyYardBum.com
Indiana Mike Jay Patriot 4 hours ago I just spewed my unsweet tea! Hilarious.
Pyrran Jay Patriot 29 minutes ago MyYardBum!!!! You're killing me!!!!!"
To: dynachrome
“Lots of bleeding heart techies in Portland so I imagine that they will create a website like match.com or eharmony whereby homeowners and hobos can find their perfect fit. Maybe HoboHarmony.com or MyYardBum.com”
That is hilarious!
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posted on
03/20/2017 7:13:46 PM PDT
by
madison10
(Bless you, Mr. DJ Trump.)
To: dynachrome
Homeowners to enjoy an endless stream of organic fertilizer forever.
What’s the downside?
To: madison10
My GF couldnt start laughing for 10 minutes when she read it. Brilliant comment LOL
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posted on
03/20/2017 7:18:02 PM PDT
by
max americana
(For the 9th time FIRED LIBERALS from our company at this election, and every election since 2008)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
you can’t harvest their organs because a lot of them are druggies or have the AIDS
To: dynachrome
DearHobo.com,
Does ya got a match for me?
Sincerly,
You Honorable Mayor of Portland
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posted on
03/20/2017 7:19:46 PM PDT
by
Mark
(Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? -Homer Simpson)
To: dynachrome
If these liberals practiced what they preached they would let them right in the front door and give them preference over their own children’s wellbeing.
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Having the neighbor’s dog laying landmines in your yard isn’t bad enough,let’s get a bum to add his “offerings”too.
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posted on
03/20/2017 7:21:50 PM PDT
by
Farmer Dean
("Do you want me to shoot,I'm rested.")
To: Nailbiter; BartMan1
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posted on
03/20/2017 7:23:20 PM PDT
by
IncPen
(Valerie Jarrett is running spy ops against Trump to help Iran. You read it here first.)
To: dynachrome
Do the bums get to use the outdoor pool and grill?
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posted on
03/20/2017 7:24:50 PM PDT
by
tennmountainman
("Prophet Mountainman" Predicter Of All Things RINO...for a small pittance)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
"Homeowners to enjoy an endless stream of organic fertilizer forever. Whats the downside? Hepatitis?
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posted on
03/20/2017 7:26:11 PM PDT
by
Flag_This
(Liberals are locusts.)
To: All
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posted on
03/20/2017 7:27:54 PM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
From comment section:
“If my hobo hurts someone, am I liable?”
I would guess yes, because, after all, your hobo is a victim of your racism, hobo-phobia, etc.
;)
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posted on
03/20/2017 7:28:52 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
(When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
To: madison10
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posted on
03/20/2017 7:30:04 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: tennmountainman
“bums get to use the outdoor pool and grill?”
One of them will be the toilet, I suppose....
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posted on
03/20/2017 7:30:29 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
(When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
To: Secret Agent Man
They look like Person Coops ®.
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posted on
03/20/2017 7:35:00 PM PDT
by
madison10
(Bless you, Mr. DJ Trump.)
To: dynachrome
This is perfect for a sketch on Portlandia.
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posted on
03/20/2017 7:36:20 PM PDT
by
stylecouncilor
("The future ain't what it used to be." Yogi Berra)
To: dynachrome
Make sure the liquor cabinet is kept full with some T-Bird.
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posted on
03/20/2017 7:36:29 PM PDT
by
bray
(Pray for President Trump)
To: tennmountainman
And what would they use it for, hmmm?
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posted on
03/20/2017 7:37:32 PM PDT
by
dhs12345
To: dynachrome
Yep. A cement pond toliet, like the Clampets would say.
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posted on
03/20/2017 7:40:53 PM PDT
by
tennmountainman
("Prophet Mountainman" Predicter Of All Things RINO...for a small pittance)
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