"DeplorableKaren ✓ᵀᴿᵁᴹᴾ AgtOso • 5 hours ago Yes, you can choose between a drug addict, a psycho or an alcoholic.
Indiana Mike DeplorableKaren ✓ᵀᴿᵁᴹᴾ • 5 hours ago You may hit the Jackpot and get one that is all 3 in 1. 5 • Reply•Share › Avatar Jay Patriot AgtOso • 5 hours ago Lots of bleeding heart techies in Portland so I imagine that they will create a website like match.com or eharmony whereby homeowners and hobos can find their perfect fit. Maybe HoboHarmony.com or MyYardBum.com
Indiana Mike Jay Patriot • 4 hours ago I just spewed my unsweet tea! Hilarious.
Pyrran Jay Patriot • 29 minutes ago MyYardBum!!!! You're killing me!!!!!"
“Lots of bleeding heart techies in Portland so I imagine that they will create a website like match.com or eharmony whereby homeowners and hobos can find their perfect fit. Maybe HoboHarmony.com or MyYardBum.com”
That is hilarious!
Homeowners to enjoy an endless stream of organic fertilizer forever.
What’s the downside?
Does ya got a match for me?
Sincerly,
You Honorable Mayor of Portland
If these liberals practiced what they preached they would let them right in the front door and give them preference over their own children’s wellbeing.
Do the bums get to use the outdoor pool and grill?
This is perfect for a sketch on Portlandia.
Make sure the liquor cabinet is kept full with some T-Bird.
“I would think that the city should provide a good flea dipping on your hobo so your dog doesn’t catch them from your hobo and bring them into your house.”
I haven’t laughed this hard in decades!
that’s just cray cray
A test of 4 units, 200 square feet each, for $365,000 or just a little over $91,000 each, for a construction cost of a little over $450/sf. National costs are about $117/sf. Since this will be “free” to the homeless, you don’t suppose there might be an influx of a few more homeless people, do you? Naw...what could possibly go wrong.
Surely, they’ll be able to come in to the “big house” to use the laundry, right??
The mayor and all the council members who voted for this must be required to be the first ones to host the bums, I mean guests.
Where is the outhouse? Or do they get to use the indoor plumbing in the house?
One of the funniest comments ever.
“AgtOso Jay Patriot • 5 hours ago It is hilarious. What’s up with the see-through “walls”?”
This is obama transparency. What’s there you can’t see.
Only homeless people and overpaid gubmint employees will be left in Portland before very long.
They’re made for each other.
Lots of new job opportunities for a hobo humpin’ slobo babe.
Those are nothing but outhouses on stilts with an internal cesspool. Gonna smell really good during the summer.
Portland, the Pot-A-Potty In Your Backyard, shitty city run by Marxists and liberal fools, for Marxists and liberal fools, funded by the taxpayers who get a shit-can in their backyards (mandatory in the works, believe me) and cannot do anything about it.
Oregon the geological/geographical/biological state is beautiful. Oregon, the people (far-leftists and druggies) is a cesspool of Marxism, stupidity and insanity.
Talk about a Ying and a Yang. More like a “Ding” and a “Dong” or “Ding” and a “Bat”.
Good luck with your backyard poopers. You’re gonna need it and many shovels.
Perfect Portland social justice experiment.
Hipsters hosting the hobos.
Can you tell the difference?
http://www.sickchirpse.com/homeless-hipster-decide/
No more need to venture outside the city, burning icky fossil fuels, for a respite with Mother Nature in all her rugged glory. Bring a piece of the wild home with you!