Okay, just for that... Gimme a week or so to find a(nother) great snake thread to draw lots of visitors, and I'll use it to announce the birth of the FR Snake and Reptile Ping List. Think about FReepers whom you know might be interested and we'll give 'em a heads up.
You DO realize you have to be the Resident Herpetologist, right?
Oh, no way.
There are some on here, to whom I bow in humility.