Pay attention, I said that I agree that the universe did not come about by chance. Our disagreement is on the nature of the creator of the universe. To put it simply it is absurd that a god capiable of such a feat would have to go though all the stuff in the Bible to get us to behave.
Pay attention? Check out Summa Theologica and any number of Christian apologetic works. The story of the Bible is perfectly consistent and marvelous beyond all words. Your caviler, dismissive attitude is an affront to hundreds of millions of believers throughout the ages, not a few of which have dealt with these issues with more profundity than you.