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To: blueunicorn6
“... Hot Pants seemed to bring out the thoughts of love in me...”
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Hot Pants and mini skirts seemed to bring out the thoughts of LUST in me.....
2 posted on
04/01/2017 10:39:28 AM PDT by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
To: blueunicorn6
3 posted on
04/01/2017 10:40:09 AM PDT by
El Cid
(Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
To: blueunicorn6
“I told Tim a few things.. “
Lol
4 posted on
04/01/2017 10:41:23 AM PDT by
Tx Angel
(Insert witty tagline here)
To: blueunicorn6
At the dump near my place, they make you pay $25 for the privilege of attempting to follow all the rules.
5 posted on
04/01/2017 10:44:46 AM PDT by
jimtorr
To: blueunicorn6
6 posted on
04/01/2017 10:48:19 AM PDT by
sleddogs
To: blueunicorn6
Anyone can be banned in Yemen but to be banned in Peoria takes work.
I respectfully bow to the master.
(No, I am NOT wearing Hot Pants.)
7 posted on
04/01/2017 10:48:19 AM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles! (pink bow))
To: blueunicorn6
The boss came over and proceeded to tell me the possible punishments for using filthy language at the filthy dump. I could get a timeout. I got one of those once at Free Republic for swearing. I swore at those ISIS rats. I swore A LOT at those ISIS rats. I deserved my timeout and contemplated my sins while sitting in the Free Republic penalty box. As a lifetime member of the Freeper Time-Out Club I can totally sympathize. Mostly for politically incorrectness in the old days when describing muslims in terms not accepted at your dump triggered the PC police in microseconds. But things have mellowed, fortunately.
Interesting and entertaining narrative.
Buy my main comment is I have saved myself a lot of grief in my life.
This confirms it; the root of much evil and grief.
Never owned a pickup.
8 posted on
04/01/2017 10:48:48 AM PDT by
publius911
(I SUPPORT MY PRESIDENT?)
To: blueunicorn6
Give Tim a break, he was just upset you didn’t bring anything he could decorate his house with after you left is all.
9 posted on
04/01/2017 10:53:24 AM PDT by
Abathar
(Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
To: blueunicorn6
That was a nice find and much appreciated.
11 posted on
04/01/2017 10:56:41 AM PDT by
Postman
(The Flies have finished defining BHO and HRC and will be moving on)
To: blueunicorn6
Kudos, very entertaining.
12 posted on
04/01/2017 11:01:10 AM PDT by
MileHi
(Liberalism is an ideology of parasites, hypocrites, grievance mongers, victims, and control freaks.)
To: blueunicorn6
Your sense of humor and writing style reminds me of Lewis Grizzard. That’s a compliment.
13 posted on
04/01/2017 11:09:32 AM PDT by
50mm
To: blueunicorn6
I love this. Do more please
14 posted on
04/01/2017 11:15:22 AM PDT by
Stand W
(My Name is Tucker Carlson and I am going to destroy you.)
To: windcliff
15 posted on
04/01/2017 11:16:29 AM PDT by
stylecouncilor
("The future ain't what it used to be." Yogi Berra)
To: blueunicorn6
I push the limit at the dump by tossing cardboard into the “mixed paper” bin.
To: blueunicorn6
The secrete of the dump, in Mass anyway, 1.) A short dog of wine, 2.) A half pint of Seagram's, 3.) A Sixer of Bud, or as a bud of mine suggests a couple of J's.
This used to work well during blizzards to get your drive way plowed by the city, one fifth of booze put on an agreed place. Worked well during the Blizzard of 78.
22 posted on
04/01/2017 12:07:01 PM PDT by
Little Bill
(VN 65 - 68)
To: blueunicorn6
Very witty. Thanks for the laughs!
23 posted on
04/01/2017 12:08:28 PM PDT by
visualops
(WooHoo Trump Train! Get on board or get out of the way!)
To: blueunicorn6
I am having trouble that I fear is going to follow me to
the dump.- I’ve been trying to get shed of all dishes
that have LEAD GLAZE. - I test them by placing them in the
microwave & turning it on. If the dish starts spitting
sparks & maybe causing problems with weird noises; into
the trash it goes. Only, those plates are HEAVY. I’ve
managed to toss about 3 or them; but there are still about
five or six left to go. They make the garbage bag really
heavy as lead. - So. I persevere. I do not want to send
them to the thrift store as that isn’t nice. I won’t wish
anything I find unhealthy for me off on anyone else. I
keep on keeping on. :o/
24 posted on
04/01/2017 12:10:18 PM PDT by
Twinkie
(John 3:16 MSM & DEMOCRAT PARTY are DEAD)
To: blueunicorn6
LOL — well put. You’ve written some other good ones in the past.
To: blueunicorn6
For the good times...
26 posted on
04/01/2017 12:19:34 PM PDT by
TADSLOS
(Reset Underway!)
To: blueunicorn6
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