Please be sure to “break down” your cardboard boxes.
I put my cardboard boxes in a dark room and shine a powerful light on them to try and break them down.
So far, they won’t say a word.
I’m not sure what a cardboard box would say, anyway.
“Yeah, I robbed that bank, copper. And you never would have caught me if I had legs!”
“Please be sure to break down your cardboard boxes.”
Hahaha! NEVER.