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United Airline Jokes Are Now All Over Social Media ... Here Are Some of the Funniest.
Various Social Media Sites | 04/17/2017

Posted on 04/17/2017 8:09:09 AM PDT by SeekAndFind

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1 posted on 04/17/2017 8:09:09 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
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2 posted on 04/17/2017 8:12:08 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
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More here on Friday Silliness Thread!:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3544091/posts


3 posted on 04/17/2017 8:20:29 AM PDT by Red Badger (Ending a sentence with a preposition is nothing to be afraid of........)
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In my 57 years I have flown United 8 times, American 132 times and a bunch of other airlines some number in between.

I remember reading a post on Flyertalk a couple years ago by a person who flew United for the first time in quite a while and he was shocked by the good service he had received. He said that based on everything he had read on flyertalk he fully expected to be spit on by the crew when he boarded.

Now Flyertalk is made up of a bunch of hypertravelers, not people who travel once a year. Members don’t put up with whining about routine delays and such, so if that board feels that United sucks, there is something to it all.


4 posted on 04/17/2017 8:23:31 AM PDT by Gamecock (Twitter: What a real democracy looks like.)
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LOL what a time to be alive.


5 posted on 04/17/2017 8:25:47 AM PDT by wastedyears (Prophecy of sky Gods, the sun and moon)
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I like this one:


6 posted on 04/17/2017 8:26:59 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Hillary Clinton IS a felon)
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7 posted on 04/17/2017 8:32:13 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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I love the free ticket from Trump.


8 posted on 04/17/2017 8:32:27 AM PDT by samtheman (Trump++)
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9 posted on 04/17/2017 8:34:29 AM PDT by Covenantor (Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
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10 posted on 04/17/2017 8:36:56 AM PDT by Covenantor (Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
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My first flight on United Airlines took place on August 28, 1961, from Denver to New York City, changing planes in Chicago. Customer service was quite good—every passenger got a free pack of cigarettes.


11 posted on 04/17/2017 8:37:16 AM PDT by Fiji Hill
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12 posted on 04/17/2017 8:43:57 AM PDT by Covenantor (Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
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13 posted on 04/17/2017 8:44:42 AM PDT by Covenantor (Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
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In 2010 Continental Airlines merged with United

In the 1970's, Continental had a slogan "We really move our tail for you".

40 years later they bring it back with a slight change.

"We really move your tail for you"


14 posted on 04/17/2017 8:46:14 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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My dad, a WW2 vet, worked as a mechanic for United for over 30 years. When we flew it was always such a positive experience. I’m glad my dad is not around to see what has become of his company and air travel.


15 posted on 04/17/2017 8:54:13 AM PDT by uscga77 (the truth remains)
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Best one yet.


16 posted on 04/17/2017 8:55:05 AM PDT by lacrew
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Ahh...the good old days! Now, they wouldn’t even give candy cigarettes to the children. There would be lawsuits and Dr. Phil interviews from ‘traumatized’ parents.


17 posted on 04/17/2017 8:56:51 AM PDT by lee martell
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Winner!


18 posted on 04/17/2017 8:57:06 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (SandyInPeoria just doesn't sound right... yet here I am.)
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I hope United turns around and sues his sorry a$$ for all the trouble he’s caused them.

The videos I’ve seen show him EXPECTING a showdown and hope of winning the lawsuit lottery.

With all the video I don’t see where they slammed his head- I am betting he did it himself.

Screaming and running onto a plane where you have already been removed once is not a good idea either- he;s luck he was not shot.

I am with united on this... and their CEO is a pu$$y


19 posted on 04/17/2017 9:00:31 AM PDT by Mr. K (***THERE IS NO CONSEQUENCE OF OBAMACARE REPEAL THAT IS WORSE THAN KEEPING IT ONE MORE DAY***)
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Ha!


20 posted on 04/17/2017 9:01:07 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (I do declayah. We have a new Guvnah.)
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