[TheThirdRuffian]

I think I’ll become a pimp.

Large house, lots of bedrooms now that the kids are gone.

I’m a big guy and have an old cane. I can get the Mrs. to make a fur lined cape.

I do worry if a house of ill repute would violate the HOA rules. Have to check first.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Pimpin’ ain’t easy.

[TADSLOS]

Do your research.

[Clearly Right]

Maybe in that capacity, you can get some fellow "seasoned-citizen" retiree babes to work for you, then build your customer base niche from among the other seasoned male retirees in the neighborhood...

     

(Just to clarify a couple points - I am not trying to encourage any kind of sinful behavior by anyone, no matter how old they are, but if you do set up such a business, you should also set up a cardiac unit in your business to deal with the inevitable inconvenient distractions that will begin to occur fairly regularly among your aging clientele, as well as among your employees, as the clients and employees injudiciously and ill-advisedly engage in transacting your heart-taxing business.)