Ha! American wins again!
Harry now has low-rent, tattooed, Los Angeles baby-momma
Hey, you need to stop talking smack about Meghan.
While we don’t see each other anymore because my mail goes to a PO Box, in another city 35 miles away so she can’t find me, she is still freakin hot and just a nice girl... with problems...
Still better than the last American who married into The Firm