No kid adores Lima bread sangwiches, even slathered with butter LOL.
Mom loves Tomater sangwiches slathered with mayo and salt and pepper.
I’ll say let me take you to dinner Ma, and she says “Oh no I’ll just have a tomato sangwich” LOL
I take her all the same and we have sangwiches later :)
Are your G and D keys crosswired?
“If momma ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy!”
It’s hard to find a good ‘mater these days unless it’s summer and you are on a back country road.
Weird sandwich my mom occasionally sent to school with me (guaranteed to go straight into the big metal trash can on the lunch grounds):
Black olives in cream cheese.
Say whaaaaaat? No no no, no third grader wants to see THAT.