[Lurkinanloomin]

Where is the hotline to report Islamoviolence, Islamosupremacy, Islamointolerance, Islamofemale-genital-mutilation?

[A strike]

I’m very sorry, but you’ve been reported to the Minneapolis sharia compliance council.
Expect a visit from our affiliate ISIS, which we endorse.

[A strike]

Fm: Minneapolis Sharia council
To: Lurkinanloomin
Re: Your infidel “hate” speech, err..., your responses

Dear Lurkinanloomin, thank you so much for your comments!
You will soon be contacted by a representative of our ISIS enforcement devision to discuss your apostate/heresy, err..., opinion, and pending beheading.
Again, thank you for contacting the Minneapolis Sharia council (”make America Sharia compliant”) and a happy and blessed Ramaramadamn.