That there was what you call a "joke."
You know...grab it by a part that practically isn't even there...?
{;^)~
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Reminds me of one of the first poems I learned as a wee bairn:
THE FROG
What a pretty little bird the frog are!
When he walks, he flies -- almost...
When he laughs, he cries -- almost...
And, when he sits down,
He sits on what he ain't got -- almost!