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To: Mrs. Don-o

I learned something new, there. Thanks. Sorry I had to learn it this way.

But just think --- now you automatically qualify for all "tard" pings on FR. There's always a bright side. <];^')

Heavy metals. They do a body good.

Ask for for a side of mercury, it's even heavier?

---then you'd always qualify for tard pings. wouldn't that be nice? There'd be people around here asking, "did anyone ping Mrs. Don-o yet?"



Forget the chicken livers. (that's a sentence not often seen in print, eh? -- though not as rare as "i'm heavily into chicken livers just now", and if I heard anybody else say that one, I do think I'd run away...)
Well if I had money
    I'd tell you what I'd do
    I go downtown buy a Mercury or two
    Crazy bout a Mercury
    Lord I'm crazy bout a Mercury

--try to think of it as one of the first "heavy metal" songs.



There were some of those? how could you tell? ;0
Were they lonesome fugitives like 'ol Merle?

--try to think of it as a rolling stone song before rolling stones were cool.

But if the fugitive "flashes" activity persist for more than four hours, you know what to do -- see a doctor --
or, maybe

And if you just can't leave them chicken livers alone, there's two words you might possible consider -- finger & gloves.

There's no telling for sure where those livers have been. Could have been in one of those Arkansas chickens.

39 posted on 07/10/2017 9:08:21 PM PDT by BlueDragon (whattya' mean you don't believe in Climate Change? the weather always seems to be changing...)
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To: BlueDragon

Coulda been worse.

Think: braunschweiger.


47 posted on 07/11/2017 5:00:34 AM PDT by Mrs. Don-o (Stone cold sober, as a matter of fact.)
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