As a long time sheep farmer, I can tell you that sheep are born looking for a place to die.
ROTFL...as the descendant of several generations of sheep farmers, I can verify your assessment....
What do you mean the sheep are ‘born looking for a place to die’? I have no experience in raising or herding livestock.
Are they glum and listless by nature?
If you were just joking, I guess I took the bait.
Here is a video of a sheep farmer who posits that brambles are carnivorous plants that eat sheep: