Posted on 08/17/2017 9:08:39 AM PDT by simpson96
A Florida fisherman got quite the catch Tuesday -- but it happened to be an intoxicated 22-year-old woman instead of a prized fish, according to police.
Authorities were called to the St. Johns County Pier at 6 p.m. after a fisherman said a woman bit his fishing line and swam off with his lure, Action News Jax reported.
The fisherman told deputies that Alexandria Turner, 22, appeared to be intoxicated when she swam up to his fishing line and cursed at him, according to a police report.
The 22-year-old woman then allegedly bit the fishing line and swam away with the rigging.
When Turner was asked to come to the pier office, she reportedly became belligerent and refused to walk inside.
Turner then started upsetting the "sense of public norm at the pier" when police tried to take her into protective custody, officials said.
Turner refused to let deputies handcuff her and screamed, "I'm f------ naked!" several times, the report said. She was later arrested for disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest without violence, according to Action News Jax.
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Sewer bass.
“Turner then started upsetting the “sense of public norm at the pier”
Well, the authorities cannot be faulted for an inaccurate description of the circumstances. What a great line!
What’s with Florida?
I’m beginning to wonder about the Relatives I have living down there. LOL
Yikes!
Definitely not a keeper.
dorkfish...
I wonder if the angler was trolling with a corndog...
Ha! No doubt. We quote the lines all during our weekly round of golf. A lot of Good Fellas quotes too.
Fives and tens won't work, although you sometimes get really lucky using 20s. You have to use 50s and 100s to catch the really prime keepers.
LOL
GUILTY!
Sorry this story sounds fishy
You expect us to fall for this hook, line and sinker?
If he drops charges is she off the hook?
What else can you expect from a hooker?
My Gawd! Throw it back!
Someone called the cops over this?
“My wife is a water sign”
“I’m an earth sign”
“Together we make mud”
At least she'll have some time to mullet over.
There has been a real concern over the last 60 years of what will happen to the oceans if we throw chemicals and store nuclear waste in them. This may reunite the discussion. They should keep that one for study.
rwood
Mermaid quality has really dropped
"Level Five........'Someday, I'm gonna marry that girl.'"
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