Posted on 09/22/2017 4:50:05 AM PDT by sodpoodle
But a look in the flooring box showed no mastic. A look around the garage reveled no mastic and a search of the basement, no mastic.
So we went out and bought a small container.
Laid the tile.
Closed the container.
Put it in the flooring box and got out the grout.
Saw something with a lid that had been hidden behind the grout.
Nah. That was wood putty.
But on the floor beside the box was a bucket of mastic.
A brand new never been opened bucket.
:sigh:
“Last weekend, I lost/misplaced my Red Sox baseball cap. A 2004 World Series edition. “
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2004-——Best year EVER.
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Looks like my mirror, xept the smile.
Looking for the reading glasses everywhere. Finally look in the bathroom, glance at the image in the mirror, and there they are.
"This getting old shit, is getting old."
Another one is about retirement:
"The only thing wrong with being retired is that you never get a day off."
The reason time seems to pass faster when you get old is because once you are over the hill you pick up speed.
“I should probably clean it up and put it away for my grandson to wear some day.”
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THE CAT IN THE HAT ON AGING
I cannot pee
I cannot see
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad — can you tell?
My body’s drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass!
Funny stuff!
My favorite...”Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.”
Darn right. And I beat that “Senior Discount” thing to death! I’m saving so much, soon I’ll be able to buy one of those little motorized scooters.
“An organ recital at church?”
“Oh no. Just at the house. Emma's heart, Shirley's kidneys....”
It was neat though, she would still get together with life-long friends every few months or so. Some from grade-school. She outlived them all.
As she was on hospice in her home we would talk for hours and her mind was still great - going over the photo albums and pointing out all the people and the details. I recalled a joke - “Yeah mom - when you finally get to heaven I bet all the gals will be surprised to see you again after all of these years. They probably figured you ended up in the other place!” She was a strong Christian - but she still got a good laugh out of it though.
Shirley, I hate to ax, but what is a record player, some one like Willie Mays? Roberto Clemente?
“The reason time seems to pass faster when you get old is because once you are over the hill you pick up speed.”
Over the hill?!?
What hill?
I didn’t see any hill.
Did you see a hill?
Bwahahahahahaha...
That’s a wonderful account. Thank you!
Maybe the idealism of many of our forebears was a better way. Maybe goodness can be catching, when we pass it on.
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