[GOYAKLA]

To Kaitlin Menza
Rufus Hannassey: “Teach your grandmother to suck eggs!”

Burl Ives “Big Country”

[dfwgator]

Be tasteless, rude, and offensive
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional
Put a live chicken in your underwear
Go into a closet and suck eggs

Steve Martin “Grandmother’s Song”