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To: Salamander

“If I ever screamed over a mouse, I pray I would die of shame instantly.”

I’m a giant of a human. And a guy.

One morning, before coffee, I went into the pantry and a box of Uncle Ben’s rice was shaking all by itself. Confused, I grabbed the box to be confronted by a little mouse eating Uncle Ben’s rice.

Scared the crap out of me, and I yelped like a little girl.

In my defense, I regained composure quickly and disposed of the rodent.


15 posted on 11/01/2017 7:42:42 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Orange is the new brown)
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To: TheThirdRuffian

“Scared the crap out of me, and I yelped like a little girl.”

I was going through a box in the garage and had one darn near run across my hand. I am pretty sure I made some sort of noise. I know I teleported backward at least a couple yard. No witnesses though.


17 posted on 11/01/2017 8:59:15 AM PDT by TalonDJ
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