Okay, I gotta hear about this.
It was a hot summer day and I took my girlfriend to Great Escape drive through Safari in Jersey. It overheated and the engine died in leopard country. One of the park workers drove by and had me get out and open the hood then went off to get some water. I was standing there waiting as a line of cars was driving by. One guy started waving wildly and then opened his window and said something like “get back in the car you f’in idiot there’s a leopard!”. Sure enough one was starting to sneak up on me. I was oblivious and had forgotten where I was.