Reminds me of a joke: A 60-year old man goes into a bar and sees a 60-year old woman who looks pretty darn good for her age and thinks she must've been really gorgeous when she was young. But before he can make his move she comes over to him and asks, "How would you like to get in a little 'daughter-mother action' tonight"?
He says, "Hell, yeah". So he follows her home and when they get in the door she yells out, "Hey Mom, I found one!"
LOL an oldie but goodie.