I was really hoping President Trump would eschew the silly “pardoning” ceremony, grab a hefty meat cleaver, and lop the turkey’s head off right there in the Rose Garden. After flopping around and bleeding out, the WH chef could butcher it on the spot and prepare it for the WH feast. Now THAT would be a true celebration of American can-do and frontier spirit.
The metaphor would be what he plans to do with the GOPe in 2018.
I’m envisioning the horror and MSM/PETA fainting spells from this, delightful!
Food procurement happens.
+1000
“The metaphor would be what he plans to do with the GOPe in 2018.”
Like Jon Snow’s message to a Night’s Watchman who refused a direct order.
Lol..I like the way you think.
“I was really hoping President Trump would eschew the silly ‘pardoning’ ceremony, grab a hefty meat cleaver, and lop the turkey’s head off right there in the Rose Garden. After flopping around and bleeding out, the WH chef could butcher it on the spot and prepare it for the WH feast. Now THAT would be a true celebration of American can-do and frontier spirit.
The metaphor would be what he plans to do with the GOPe in 2018.”
Bwaaa-Haaa-Haa! Post. Of. The. Day. ;)
Instead of the turkey how about McConnel?