I got a Smith & Wesson M&P-15.
Nice little toy that’s almost a twin of my Colt M4.
A Glock 43 from my mother in law and my wife well she screwed up my present royally. She asked what I wanted and I told her, size and v neck tee shirts, and certain brand of ankle socks.
I got wife beater tees, dress socks, some kind of gay looking long white socks and some odd ball brand of ankle socks. Nothing I wanted. Thing is she does this every year, asks what I want, I tell her and then I get God knows what. I wait until summer and give it all to the local charity who takes clothes, they still have the tags on them. Wrong size and nothing I ask for, year in and year out. Then she gets mad at me because I never wear anything she buys. Going on twenty-five years... She does the same with groceries... just doesn’t listen.
“You’ll shoot your eye out!”
Darn good present.
Would you trade it for some socks or a little dog?